Glossary of Terms: Trust me, you're going to need this
Dirty Tango: A drink made with one (or more) shots of vodka mixed with seltzer, served on ice. Warning: May cause you to dance a dirty tango, possibly on a table, bar, or lap.
Garbu: The shortened version of "Itchy Erin Garbu."
NWT: Not worth it
TITF: Thick in the face (This is the result of a person imbibing too many spirits and not doing physical activity for a prolonged period of time. The individual begins to gain weight in an awkward manner, namely in the face. This happens to men more frequently than to women and it often occurs during one's senior year of college.)
Totes Blogable: Don't worry, I promise to never say it again.